Puggle Feud Erupts

I've thrown gasoline on the fire that is the puggle community. Apparently, my peace offering of two days ago wasn't enough to appease the puggle gods, and they will never love me again as they love their delightful pug/beagle mixes. So I have two things to say about puggles as a breed.

1. They're not called "puggles" because they're half pug half beagle, but because they're "pugly."

2.