I can't believe I was posting about Iraq yesterday when Britney Spears was off getting wild and out of control.
Have you heard? It's all over the news. Since her divorce from Kevin Federline, Britney has been going crazy with heiress party girl Paris Hilton. Her fans are concerned, and rightly so.
But whether you're a fan or not, Britney is out of control, and I think this is something that needs to be addressed at the national level.
In other news, Iran is making nukes, and in Jordan, President Bush was overheard saying-- wait, hold the phone, what's this? Britney Spears is gettin' plastered!
She rides around in cars with the likes of Paris Hilton till all hours. She wore white after Labor Day. She doesn't wear underwear. Thank you, MSNBC, for bringing this to my attention.
For the latest news on Britney's comeback, check in with MSNBC. They're on top of all the most important headlines like a drunken three-toed sloth trying to work a rubix cube in Antarctica.
